Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.
!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!
this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!
What the fuck
I will never be cooler than this guy.
I can’t help but reblog this every time I see it.
I aspire to be this dapper
The impossible has happened: he got even cuter.
cannibaliza look at this gross fratboy nightmare
THAT IS AN ABOMINATION MAKE IT STOP
I did the thing
TIPS FOR DEALING WITH PEOPLE IN PAIN
1. People with chronic pain seem unreliable (we can’t count on ourselves). When feeling better we promise things (and mean it); when in serious pain, we may not even show up.
2. An action or situation may result in pain several…
former soviet soldiers do not need bath time, steve.
(couldn’t format this in the ask right, sorry!)
oh my god
i have time to draw againnnnnn now i just have to remember how
dialogue shamelessly stolen from captain america #603. here's the non-separated version
A while back I threw 500 words of fic at moonriot and look what she went and did for me. (Fic below the cut.)