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searchin4food:

carrrrramelwax:

ondistantshores:

janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

I will never be cooler than this guy.

I can’t help but reblog this every time I see it.

I aspire to be this dapper

chrisevanshasmyheart:

The impossible has happened: he got even cuter. 

cannibaliza:

jizzdrifting:

foreverthesickestbitch:

oh my

god

cannibaliza look at this gross fratboy nightmare

THAT IS AN ABOMINATION MAKE IT STOP

queenbeyondthewalll:

I did the thing

anothermissinglink:

TIPS FOR DEALING WITH PEOPLE IN PAIN

1. People with chronic pain seem unreliable (we can’t count on ourselves). When feeling better we promise things (and mean it); when in serious pain, we may not even show up.

2. An action or situation may result in pain several…

fieldbears:

heilrogers:

former soviet soldiers do not need bath time, steve. 

(couldn’t format this in the ask right, sorry!)

oh my god

stereowire:

i have time to draw againnnnnn now i just have to remember how

dialogue shamelessly stolen from captain america #603. here's the non-separated version

elegantfeatherduster:

Art by moonriot
Fic by elegantfeatherduster
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A while back I threw 500 words of fic at moonriot and look what she went and did for me. (Fic below the cut.)

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awwww-cute:

Geronimo

awwww-cute:

Geronimo