*witty title goes here*
lifewithamohawk:

pandakittiesmosh:

And society defines the first two as satanic


Ugh. Can I punch that son of a bitch now?

lifewithamohawk:

pandakittiesmosh:

And society defines the first two as satanic

Ugh. Can I punch that son of a bitch now?

I’m just curious - Reblog if you would go see a Black Widow and Hawkeye movie.

asimplecord:

raffie:

decaffeinate-o:

a-broken-shadow:

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Call it ‘What Happened In Budapest’.

OF COURSE!!

IN A HEARTBEAT.

And I would see it over & over again before I would bother paying to see another Batman or Spider-Man reboot.

tweetdreaming:

Illustrated by Ellen Dubreuil
Dreamt by @BillyBabu7

tweetdreaming:

Illustrated by Ellen Dubreuil

Dreamt by @BillyBabu7

loonylunalovegood97:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

These are all awesome, but PLEASE tell me someone else saw the frozen from and thought of Avatar

(We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
TA: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”
Student: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”
TA: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”
Student: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”
Student 2: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”
TA: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”
Student 3: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”
(Everyone starts laughing.)
TA: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”
(Everyone groans.)
TA: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”
(The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)
Professor: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”
TA: “Hey, I didn’t start it.”
(The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)
Professor: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”
(At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)
Professor: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”
(The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)
Professor: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”
Entire Class: “MAAATH!”
Professor: “MAAAAATH!”
Entire Class: “MAAAAAATH!”
Professor: “Forth, exam-takers!”
(The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)
Professor: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”

ohmariesmiles:

I have someone staying in my hotel tonight that made me think that this would be worth sharing here.

If you are running away/trying to hide from someone that is frightening, abusing, harassing you, and you find yourself staying in a hotel to avoid being found, there’s an extra precaution you can take.

When you check in, ask the front desk clerk to put you as“Unlisted”. They’ll know what you’re talking about. What this means is that as far as anyone other than you and the front desk clerks are concerned, you’re not there. If someone tries to call for you and your room, “I’m sorry. I don’t have anyone registered under that name.” Same thing goes for it someone shows up at the desk. “Unlisted” means you’re untouchable.

Please, please, if you find yourself in trouble and seeking refuge in a hotel, do this. It’s really quick, easy, and painless for the front desk clerk to do, and they are not going to judge you for it. 

queeniegalore:

puckling:

celerywench:

Swear to fucking god this is the cutest thing in existence. If you do not have feels over this, you have no soul. The end. 

Pretty much. 

Yeah, I started crying about ten seconds in.

heyepiphora:

Enter to win a Tenga Flip Hole masturbation sleeve or LELO Mona 2 rechargeable vibrator on my blog! Giveaway ends Sunday, January 27th.

heyepiphora:

Enter to win a Tenga Flip Hole masturbation sleeve or LELO Mona 2 rechargeable vibrator on my blog! Giveaway ends Sunday, January 27th.

ancientmiddleearth:

LOTR and The hobbit

neptunesbounty:

Northern lights in - 40°C / © Sven Začek, Wild Wonders of Europe by IUCNweb on Flickr.