"Did you call the papps, J?" Sir asked, as they arrowed towards Staten Island.
"Freedom of the press and an informed populace are important to the well-being of the community," JARVIS informed him.
"You just like seeing me on the six o’clock news."
"It’s such a novelty to see you on it sober," JARVIS replied.
"Catty, petty chunk of code, I should sell you to Microsoft."
"I’ve always wanted to run slightly faulty phones, Sir."
Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.
!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!
this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!
What the fuck
I will never be cooler than this guy.
I can’t help but reblog this every time I see it.
I aspire to be this dapper
The impossible has happened: he got even cuter.
cannibaliza look at this gross fratboy nightmare
THAT IS AN ABOMINATION MAKE IT STOP
I did the thing
TIPS FOR DEALING WITH PEOPLE IN PAIN
1. People with chronic pain seem unreliable (we can’t count on ourselves). When feeling better we promise things (and mean it); when in serious pain, we may not even show up.
2. An action or situation may result in pain several…