*witty title goes here*

fuckyeahoscarjaenada:

Óscar Jaenada for MAD Magazine (Lander Larrañaga)

Writing JARVIS style snark is actually really hard

copperbadge:

"Did you call the papps, J?" Sir asked, as they arrowed towards Staten Island.

"Freedom of the press and an informed populace are important to the well-being of the community," JARVIS informed him.

"You just like seeing me on the six o’clock news."

"It’s such a novelty to see you on it sober," JARVIS replied.

"Catty, petty chunk of code, I should sell you to Microsoft."

"I’ve always wanted to run slightly faulty phones, Sir."

 

searchin4food:

carrrrramelwax:

ondistantshores:

janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

I will never be cooler than this guy.

I can’t help but reblog this every time I see it.

I aspire to be this dapper

chrisevanshasmyheart:

The impossible has happened: he got even cuter. 

cannibaliza:

jizzdrifting:

foreverthesickestbitch:

oh my

god

cannibaliza look at this gross fratboy nightmare

THAT IS AN ABOMINATION MAKE IT STOP

queenbeyondthewalll:

I did the thing

anothermissinglink:

TIPS FOR DEALING WITH PEOPLE IN PAIN

1. People with chronic pain seem unreliable (we can’t count on ourselves). When feeling better we promise things (and mean it); when in serious pain, we may not even show up.

2. An action or situation may result in pain several…